4rm…is not a word. Four and rm reads fourm and not from. And please don’t send me a text that looks like this: I dOnT uNdEStAnd ThiS & It GiVeS mE a HoRrId HeAdAKe. pEoPlE Is AlReAdy A pLuRal 4 PeRson So WhY uSe PeOpLes?
You might like the sound of your own voice and seriously, I am happy for you. But I don’t want to sit here listening to you object to every suggestion made for the hell of it! Hell, if you know someone has just said what you’ve just said, why repeat it?
If all my answers are yes/no or no answer at all. I obviously don’t want to have this convo, so why you still talking?
In case you wondering, I do have the proverbial stick firmly lodged up my ass. It isn’t bothering me, so why are you worried?
And if I wanted to be a good person I would be wearing recycled cotton t-shirts printed with vegetable paint, I would recycle my junk, I would donate money to save the universe causes… And yes, WordWeb, some people omit more carbon emissions than others…I can’t ride a bicycle. I’ve never ridden a bicycle nor have I ever wanted to learn! Eat that!
And hell, just because I occasionally chat to you it doesn’t mean that you know me, so don’t tell me what I should or shouldn’t do to my hair-that’s why I pay my hairdresser for!
Oh while I’m on a roll, I can’t stand rudeness. You don’t have to be all sunshine, but saying hello to the chick on the other side of the till won’t kill you!
We all have problems. Deal with yours and don’t take out your stress on me! Hell, I don’t need to know how broke you are and how much school fees cost…
I’ll skip the paragraph with all my issues of people and their offspring…but if I’m on a plane and your six year old brat won’t stop crying…hell, I think you are a bad mother and yes, I am judging you!
And you might get away with changing your mind every ten seconds…but if I say no. I mean no. Don’t think you’ll call me on Thursday and I would have changed my mind.
And while I’m whinging… if you are forty and you still suffer from peer pressure…GROW UP!
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