What Men Should Never Do When Hitting on Females

As it is a Thursday and a lot of hot sisters will be painting the town red in their tiny little outfits I feel compelled to help them out because I know there will be a man waiting to ruin it for them.

I know men have heard this all before, yet after a couple of drinks or maybe feeling out of their depth it flies out of the window. So for men who are really that ignorant I've compiled a list of five things men should never do when hitting on women whom they have never met.

1. Never lick your lips, LL Cool J Style, at a woman you've never met. Hell, even if you've met it's still a turn-off. Women do not think lip-licking men are sexy, and no matter how crazy they might be about LL Cool J, it does not leave them hot and bothered...in fact it is down right disgusting!
2. Never make a blatantly sexually charged comment to a woman you've just met. Man says, "Hi, you look delicious." Man proceeds to lick lips. This does not make a woman feel flattered or sexy. In fact it makes women feel like their personal space has been invaded without their permission. 
3. A man flagging a woman down in traffic and hoping she will pull over just to meet you is a bit egotistical, no matter how hot your car is. What, do men think that we women fantasize about meeting a total stranger in traffic and telling all our girls about it? Get over your car, no self-respecting woman likes being flagged down.
4. When a group of men approach a table of women and ask the women in they can join them and the women say no. Please men, do not take it upon yourselves to then buy the table drinks. The women, believe it or not, are just not interested. 
5. If a woman has been giving you one-word responses for ten minutes and she's refused to give you her name. If she cringes each time your creepy hand snakes out to touch her shoulder and if she is trying hard to look like you are not talking to her, then why man, oh why ask her for her number?

I don't promise that if you stop doing one or all of the above you will get laid. But I do guarantee you that you'll look less like a psycho and seem less like a pest. She will not have to blacklist you to all her girls, who could be hotter than she is.

And just to sign off, men who cannot stand up straight after a couple of drinks and who cannot keep their hands to themselves should not go where there is booze and women in the same space. Men, retrain your boys and save us the drama!